Tuesday, April 8, 2008

National Review, China's Socially Responsible Mutual Funds, Methodist Economic Sanctions, and other stuff like that

I've always enjoyed reading National Review.
Yeah, they're conservative, not libertarian, but there are only two decent newstand libertarian periodicals - Reason and Liberty.
Once you get past the obligatory anti-abortion paragraph on every 10th page (founder William F. Buckley was a devout Catholic), they've got some good stuff. And now that Mr. Buckley is pushing up daisies, National Review has gotten a little more lively. Or at least quotable.

Check this out, from the April 7th issue, on China's ultra-repressive socialists aping their yuppie socialist counterparts....



China's "liberalized" economy allows some market mechanisms to operate, but it is still dominated by the corrupt leadership of the People's Liberation Army and various tentacles of the Communist Party. So investors must have been scratching their heads when they read that Shanghai-based Industrial Fund Management has received government permission to launch China's first "socially responsible" mutual fund. Where will they invest? Taiwan?

I love it. Can't you imagine a pair of Communist Party Princelings sipping their Starbucks and discussing whether it's ethical to invest in South Africa?

Next up, the National Review moves on to our good friends, the Methodists.



When the United Methodist Church kicks off its general assembly this month, one of the notable items on its agenda will be a vote on economic sanctions against....

Ok, enough National Review. I'm gonna make you guess which nation they want to sanction.

China? For their repression of Tibet, and continuing crackdowns on political, religious and market freedoms?
Nope. China's not bad enough.

Cuba? For throwing dissidents into dungeons, welding the prison doors shut, and feeding political prisoners nothing but entrails for weeks at a time?
No, they're not going to sanction Cuba. (As if they could add additional sanctions to those already imposed by the U.S....)

How about the totalitarian nightmare of Kim Jong Il's North Korea?
No way. For all their crimes against humanity, all of these nations still pretend to be more or less Socialist, and therefore we in the U.S. have much to learn from their wisdom.

The country in question will be the first nation the Methodists have ever voted to sanction, as best I can tell.

Keep guessing. Put yourself into the shoes of a Give It All Unto Caesar, Big Government Loving, Interventionist Lobbying....aww, forget it.
Try drooling a little. Get totally out of character. Try thinking of places where, in the not too distant past, it has been illegal to be a Methodist.

Russia, with its Siberian gulags?
Cambodia, because of The Killing Fields?

No. You're not trying hard enough. The religious persecution hint was unfair. I threw that in to get you off track. The nation they're wanting to sanction has religious freedoms rivaling those of the U.S.

Bring some self-hatred to the task. Pretend to feel guilty for all that you own and all the freedoms you enjoy. Then transfer the rage to others with similar freedoms, despite being surrounded by enemies. Give up? OK, back to National Review:

When the United Methodist Church kicks off its general assembly this month, one of the notable items on its agenda will be a vote on economic sanctions against....Israel.

3 comments:

Steve said...

The National Review is a vestigial house organ of the Bush admin. Any passing glance at their overly voluble "Corner" blog will show their love of the overseas conquest of Iraq to convert them to democracy. To WFB, this would be known as liberalism at its worst. As would the ridiculous expansion of the welfare state under the Bush admin. Goldwater is spinning in his grave while the current National Review is spinning Bush's every move. Usurpers, one and all.

Michael said...

Sir, unlike your first commenter, the transponder radio in your teeth is no longer giving you proper directions. Hopefully someone will be sent over shortly to fix that. In case of emergency, you might try going to a Methodist Church; apparently the signal is picked up better there.

The Whited Sepulchre said...

Steve,
Agreed. Toward the end of his life, WFB was totally soured on our Iraq adventure.
But I would say that "The American Spectator" was closer to being the house organ of the GWB administration.
You're right on the corporate welfare.

Michael,
I've been to Methodist churches a few times. The goings-on there weren't guilt-ridden enough for my tastes.
And don't get me wrong...I wish the Methodists all the luck in the world with their condemnation of the great and mighty Israel. If the vote passes, perhaps they can move on to a harsh and severe tongue-lashing of Canada.