Thursday, October 30, 2008

We Finally Had A Bad Quarter ! ! ! ! !

It finally arrived.

After years of encouragement from the media, after two years of Mommy Party (D) candidates talking about "the failed economic policies of the past eight years", and after at least a year and a half of false predictions.....

We've finally had our first long-awaited quarter of negative economic growth.

From July through September, the American economy contracted by 3/10ths of 1%. Yes, 3/10ths of 1%.

But we can't relax yet! It takes two quarters of negative growth to make a recession! So get out there and get busy! Talk some more about "the failed economic policies of the past eight years." Lay off some employees, and make that recession happen so we can....

Oh, wait a minute.

We're about to have a different president. A new script is called for.

Hide and watch. The media's coverage of the economy is about to change dramatically.

1 comment:

fembuttx said...

Some of us have had 4 bad quarters in a row, higher gas, higher food prices......sperm sperm sperm sperm ......Oh how I like Monty Python....