Friday, July 17, 2009

Caption Contest - Awkward Familiarity Edition

I'm at the Camp Blownstar Blogger Meetup, somewhere between Bandera and Kerrville.
I need a caption for this portrait.




Fembuttx, continuing a disturbing trend, won last week's contest.

13 comments:

vampE said...

Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.

(Stolen shamelessly from "The Hangover.")

Ben Dover said...

Revenge at Brokeback Mountain

:-)

fembuttx said...

After he hung his chaps up on the wall, he said: "Thanks for the ride Whited". The Whited went back to eating his Lucky Charms. "No hair off my back." He retorted.

JihadGene said...

Shown here are the Blownstar 2009 tag-team mutton bustin' champions... Tenny Shoes (left) and his partner, Perv Vert (right).

JihadGene said...

These two are wanted for questioning regarding the theft of inflatable sheep in Bandera County. Please call the Bandera County Sheriff's Office toll free at 1-800-EWE-BUST .

Tim Lebsack said...

I finally understand "Don't ask, Don't Tell".

TarrantLibertyGuy said...

Fembuttx is becoming the New York Yankees of captioning... Another good one today!

My feeble try - a short playlet called "... and Deep Too!"

Whited: "Them your ass-less chaps on the wall?"
Dude: "Yep"
Whited: "That your rifle holster?"
Dude: "Nope. It's a matching codpiece"
Whited: Seems kinda long?
Dude: (drops towel) "Like a backrub, pardner?"
Whited: (shocked - quickly averts eys and eats baked beans in uncomfortable silence)

.....annnnd scene. thank you!

fembuttx said...

Good one Tarrant...I am sure they stroked the cow heads hanging on the wall whilst all the dialouge was taking place.

Dr Ralph said...

What happens in Blownstar...stays in Blownstar.

Dr Ralph said...

BTW - "Blownstar" and that photo are a pretty unfortunate coupling (as is the use of the word "coupling").

Suzette Watkins said...

Who made the first move?

Anonymous said...

"Well, ya know what they say 'bout Texas dontcha?"...


"Ahyeap...only two things from Texas.. steers and queers..."

"Ahyeap..."


Dave in Pa

BowWow said...

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