I've already heard from those of my employees who see life as extension of the 7th grade. (Is it a snow day? Can I stay home? Do I have to work?)
If you're interested here's a link to the definitive collection of theCalvin & Hobbes snowman cartoons. Wonderful stuff.
Look at the Day By Day cartoon to your immediate right. It's about blizzards being a sign of
warming, spending your way out of recessions, destroying villages in order to save them, and other concepts that seem like paradoxes, but aren't. There's a simpler word for these phrases: Lies.
If X is supposed to be proof of the existence of Y, then the absence of X cannot also be proof of Y. Ya gotta pick one, and stick with it.
Happy snow day ! ! Enjoy the
warming ! ! !