Thursday, August 26, 2010

For those who haven't been screwed enough....

From The Huffington Post:

The Asia Adult Expo in China is offering anyone who's ever fantasized about making love in the Oval Office the next best thing, having unveiled an inflatable sex doll in Obama's likeness at the event last week.


....Just whom this doll will appeal to is anyone's guess. Is it for those who want to love Obama, or for those who want to hate him?

Ok, let's see what we can do with this....Gotta be at work in 30 minutes....

TOP 10 REASONS THAT INFLATABLE OBAMA IS BETTER THAN PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA !

1) The inflatable version doesn't make a mess of everything it touches
2) The Obama Doll can be discarded BEFORE four years are up
3) Inflatable Barry can be left alone in the house with your money
4) Unlike the real Barack, this one will never give you a Porkulus Package, Cash For Clunkers, Card Check, Cap'n'Tax, or anything else that is too much to...ummm....swallow 
5) No tiresome conversations about who drove the car into the ditch
6) No spills in your gulf - Guaranteed !!! 
7) None of inflatable Barry's pre-recorded phrases begin with "Let me be clear"
8) The Obama Doll produces less hot air and fewer greenhouse gases
9) Inflatable Barack can actually provide a stimulus
10) If something happens to your Obama sex doll, you aren't given the Joe Biden sex doll as a replacement

3 comments:

Nick Rowe said...

Mere participation on HuffPo is equivalent to performing fellatio on Obama.

Barry finally created some jobs.

If the doll doesn't satisfy you, you can blame that on Bush.

Harper said...

The blow up doll appears to be anatomically correct. No balls and a puffed up chest. At least the doll has to keep his shirt on.

alisainwonderwords said...

OMG, OMG, OMG - this is just too good to be true!!!