All I'm going to say in my defense is that Michelob Ultra has only 2.5 carbs per serving, okay?
Before I switched over to Michelob Ultra, the few things I consumed were clustered around the Keith Richards "Hair On Your Chest" axis.
I got up to 237 pounds before I switched over to Michelob Ultra. Now I weigh 185. So there.
I've never even been aware of the existence "Sophistication" scale running from left to right.
I used to be a lightweight, then I became a heavyweight, mostly from eating rice stuffed inside baked potatoes, wrapped in Texas Toast, and then deep-fried inside a pizza crust.
That's the ONLY reason I switched to Michelob Ultra, okay? To lower the carbs. But it's actually pretty good stuff.
I drive a Ford F-150 pickup. I've stared down employees who are rapists, thieves, and convicted felons.
Michelob Ultra is good stuff. Especially the Pomegranate Raspberry flavor one. I've always wondered why bartenders kinda giggle to themselves when I order that.
I shot a 6-point buck the very first time I went deer hunting. Top that, Justin Bieber.
The defective, faulty, erroneous chart came from here.
I also kinda like the Barry Manilow CD where he covers Broadway show tunes, but that doesn't mean anything.