Sunday, September 12, 2010

Don't bother with church this Sunday. Go here ! !

A lot of you begin your Sundays at this site, so that you can achieve the proper frame of mind for worship services at 11:00 a.m.
This morning, don't bother going to church.  You can get your kneeling, bowing, groveling and praying out of the way right here ! 


Please stand at your computer, turn in your lectionary to the reading entitled "Hear Our Prayer, Obama", and read with me:



You may be seated.

Now please turn to the back of your hymnal to responsive reading number 26, "The Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Vow Of Service To Our Lord."



I know that you will want to greet Ashton & Demi in the narthex and thank them for their continuing commitment to our worthy cause.  Whatever that is this week. 

Our services will end today with a performance from the childrens' choir.



Please stand for the Benediction:

May Obama bless you and keep you,
And may he make his face to smile upon you
And may Barack shower stimulus toward you.
May he lift up his countenance to you,
And give you peace.


Amen.

Pics came from here and here. 

2 comments:

Nick Rowe said...

Deliver us Obama from every evil corporation and grant us peace prizes in our day.

For thine is the Presidency, the Power, and the Glory, for at least two terms. Amen.


Thank you reverend. Marvellous service.

The Whited Sepulchre said...

Thank you, sir.
Please remember to leave your donation in the offering plate.